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hehee [Jun. 2nd, 2007|03:21 am]
missmunster
[mood |highhigh]

What infamous serial killer are you?

Jeffrey Dahmer

You abducted, drugged, sodomized, tortured, murdered and devoured your young male victims one at a time. You would drug your victims, then proceed to drill a hole into their head, inserting acid into the brain, keeping the body alive but killing all other functions. You called them "sex zombies".

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heh [Feb. 18th, 2007|02:21 am]
missmunster
[mood |boredbored]
[whats playin'? |the way way back show ( 88.5 fm)]



Star Wars Horoscope for Capricorn



You have a ton of ambition and inexhaustible desire to reach your goals.

You are very loyal, going to great lengths to help someone out.

You are a very social unit, winning the hearts of many with your cute personality.



Star wars character you are most like: R2D2

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my next tattoo [Jan. 25th, 2007|12:03 am]
missmunster
[Current Location |my house]
[mood |giddygiddy]
[whats playin'? |the quakes]

yup, thats right im having my next piece finally drawn out.
i fuckin love budner!
his art has improved sooOo much in the last 2 years.
i cant wait to see what he comes up with.
assuming my check is what it should be, my first session will be sometime early early feb... like the first weekend.
man i can hardly wait!
ink is additive.
something about the needle digging in and scraping against the skin and the loud buzz reverberating through my body and into my ears.
not to mention the beauty that is left behind.
GAWD I WANT IT NOW!!!
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further proof of my boredom... [Jan. 24th, 2007|08:56 pm]
missmunster
[mood |blankblank]

You scored as Punk/Rebel.

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Punk/Rebel

94%

Drama nerd

69%

Stoner

69%

Loner

50%

Ghetto gangsta

44%

Goth

44%

Prep/Jock/Cheerleader

19%

Geek

6%

What's Your High School Stereotype?
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A Carcass [Jan. 22nd, 2007|03:53 pm]
missmunster
[Current Location |home]
[mood |sicksick]

My love, do you recall the object which we saw,
That fair, sweet, summer morn!
At a turn in the path a foul carcass
On a gravel strewn bed,
Its legs raised in the air, like a lustful woman,
Burning and dripping with poisons,
Displayed in a shameless, nonchalant way
Its belly, swollen with gases.
The sun shone down upon that putrescence,
As if to roast it to a turn,
And to give back a hundredfold to great Nature
The elements she had combined;
And the sky was watching that superb cadaver
Blossom like a flower.
So frightful was the stench that you believed
You'd faint away upon the grass.
The blow-flies were buzzing round that putrid belly,
From which came forth black battalions
Of maggots, which oozed out like a heavy liquid
All along those living tatters.
All this was descending and rising like a wave,
Or poured out with a crackling sound;
One would have said the body, swollen with a vague breath,
Lived by multiplication.
And this world gave forth singular music,
Like running water or the wind,
Or the grain that winnowers with a rhythmic motion
Shake in their winnowing baskets.
The forms disappeared and were no more than a dream,
A sketch that slowly falls
Upon the forgotten canvas, that the artist
Completes from memory alone.
Crouched behind the boulders, an anxious dog
Watched us with angry eye,
Waiting for the moment to take back from the carcass
The morsel he had left.
- And yet you will be like this corruption,
Like this horrible infection,
Star of my eyes, sunlight of my being,
You, my angel and my passion!
Yes! thus will you be, queen of the Graces,
After the last sacraments,
When you go beneath grass and luxuriant flowers,
To molder among the bones of the dead.
Then, O my beauty! say to the worms who will
Devour you with kisses,
That I have kept the form and the divine essence
Of my decomposed love!
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horror punk, always have been, always will be [Jan. 13th, 2007|11:04 am]
missmunster
[mood |groggygroggy]
[whats playin'? |christan death]







What kind of Goth would you be?




You're a Deathrocker/Goth-Punk! You're into old school gloom-n-doom ghoul punk music, ripped up tight clothing, and big hair cut into unnatural designs. You recognize the cheesiness in Goth, and play with it to your benefit.
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Voice Post [Jan. 7th, 2007|04:24 pm]
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bored... [Dec. 30th, 2006|11:08 am]
missmunster
[mood |listlesslistless]


michele discovered time travel

michele is now selling the drug that allowed it for 1 million dollars a pill
'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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Necrophilia - [Dec. 2nd, 2006|03:24 am]
missmunster
[Current Location |my room]
[mood |highhigh]

- The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one...
...........................................................

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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craigslist [Nov. 19th, 2006|11:32 am]
missmunster
[mood |boredbored]
[whats playin'? |mr. bungle]

i fuckin love this site man, i find the funniest stuff...


like this :
103 YEAR-OLD MAN WANTS HOTTIE (BETWEEN 85 AND 95) - 103
Reply to: pers-236953080@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-11-18, 8:50PM PST


103 YEAR-OLD MAN WANTS HOTTIE (BETWEEN 85 AND 95) - 103 (LA)

Hello,

I'm a 103 year-old man. (Warning Gals: I was quite handsome in my day!)

I can still get around fine on my own, but would like companionship. And not only companionship, but companionship with a nice ass... Preferably a large Jamaican woman who can carry me around if I need help in the supermarket.

Also, if there are any hot 18 year olds, I'm interested in YOU too. At family picnics I'm often aroused by my great, great granddaughter's friends, but felt it would be inappropriate to act on it. Luckily, I overheard them talking about this website, so here I am! LOL.

About Me: My favorite Comedian is Red Skelton, Favorite singer Dorothy Dandridge, Favorite movie: Birth of a Nation, Favorite Icecream Flavor: Butter Pecan, Favorite World War: II (although WWI was a doozie - I fought in both - 4th Division Navy), Favorite Activity: really short walks nowhere near the beach, I burn. Least Favorite Activity: Dialisis (Tuesdays) : (

Warning Ladies: People often mistake me to be a much younger man - around 96.

My ideal first date: Pick me up in my room (#207), or in the dining commons, have a lovely conversation, but please speak loud, I'm 98% deaf in my left ear and 100% in my right, followed by a game of Backgammon - but beware I'm a cheat! LOL. Then some butter pecan ice cream, and if we feel comfortable, a footrub?

FYI, if you're looking for a one-night stand I'm not your man. I'm old-fashioned. And by "old-fashioned" I actually just mean old. Not that you asked but my last erection was August 3, 1967 at the Hyatt Regency in Montreal.

Though I'm currently considering Viagra, the nurse on my floor told me she'd resign if anyone ever gave me some. LOL! True story.

Warning #3: I almost forgot. Don't be alarmed, sometimes I like to nap during dinner. Thought you should know ‘cause I DO NOT appreciate being woken up by paramedics.

Thank you!
Mr. Jenkins

* Location: Los Angeles
* It's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




236953080


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/m4w/236953080.html
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